Joke of the Day

Author	Comments
newbie2006 Newbie 1 posts	Wednesday 4th January 2006 at 07:54 The real origin of "kung fu" One day in the Ming dynasty two warriors were fighting with swords when one thrusted the others sword out of their hands. The sword went flying and landed next to a grumpy old gentlemen. He said "Wish Kung fu dat". Joke is courtesy of a friend.
Robsco 1319 posts	Wednesday 4th January 2006 at 19:52 Is that the best you can do? :-p The Admin Guy
trevek2 Addict 119 posts	Friday 3rd February 2006 at 21:51 Here's a joke... TKD guy kicks BJJ guys butt! See how well I block all your
Yuckuza Newbie 1 posts	Friday 10th March 2006 at 11:37 2 CANNIBALS EATING A CLOWN: 1 CANNIBAL SAYS TO THE OTHER --- DID HE TASTE FUNNY TO YOU :-)) Schizophrenia: Now where am i
Robsco 1319 posts	Wednesday 29th March 2006 at 23:11 I always knew there was an easier way! [link=http://www.karateplanet.com/all_pages/public/tour/accelLearning_1.asp]www.karateplanet.com/all_pages/public/tour/accelLearning_1.asp[/link] The Admin Guy
MJ Regular 32 posts	Thursday 30th March 2006 at 22:21 This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. :-)):-)):-)):-)) Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam
Bren Addict 123 posts	Friday 31st March 2006 at 00:10 Yuckuza, matey, where did you get your pic? I've seen the same one used at my club, it was the old Kenseikai Budo Hansa was it not?
Robsco 1319 posts	Friday 31st March 2006 at 00:47 Lovin' the commentary MJ :-) The Admin Guy
MJ Regular 32 posts	Friday 31st March 2006 at 17:51 yeh i liked it, was on a site a friend showed me Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam

Author

Comments

newbie2006

Newbie

1 posts

Wednesday 4th January 2006 at 07:54

The real origin of "kung fu"

One day in the Ming dynasty two warriors were fighting with swords when one thrusted the others sword out of their hands. The sword went flying and landed next to a grumpy old gentlemen. He said "Wish Kung fu dat".

Joke is courtesy of a friend.

Robsco

1319 posts

Wednesday 4th January 2006 at 19:52

Is that the best you can do? :-p

The Admin Guy

trevek2

Addict

119 posts

Friday 3rd February 2006 at 21:51

Here's a joke...

TKD guy kicks BJJ guys butt!

See how well I block all your

Yuckuza

Newbie

1 posts

Friday 10th March 2006 at 11:37

2 CANNIBALS EATING A CLOWN: 1 CANNIBAL SAYS TO THE OTHER --- DID HE TASTE FUNNY TO YOU :-))

Schizophrenia: Now where am i

Robsco

1319 posts

Wednesday 29th March 2006 at 23:11

I always knew there was an easier way!

[link=http://www.karateplanet.com/all_pages/public/tour/accelLearning_1.asp]www.karateplanet.com/all_pages/public/tour/accelLearning_1.asp[/link]

The Admin Guy

Regular

32 posts

Thursday 30th March 2006 at 22:21

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

:-)):-)):-)):-))

Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam

Bren

Addict

123 posts

Friday 31st March 2006 at 00:10

Yuckuza, matey, where did you get your pic? I've seen the same one used at my club, it was the old Kenseikai Budo Hansa was it not?

Robsco

1319 posts

Friday 31st March 2006 at 00:47

Lovin' the commentary MJ :-)

The Admin Guy

Regular

32 posts

Friday 31st March 2006 at 17:51

yeh i liked it, was on a site a friend showed me

Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam